A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her.

Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”

Sardar: B.Com final year”

Interviewee: What is your date of birth?

Sardar: nov 28.

Interviewer: which year?

Sardar: abey ullu every year.

A sardarji photographer is focusing

a dead body’s face in a funeral function,

suddenly all dead person’s relatives beat him.

why?

He said “SMILE PLEASE”

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant, She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking