Orkut Fun City » Sardar Scraps http://orkutfuncity.com Orkut Fun, Orkut Testimonial, Orkut Scraps Thu, 22 Sep 2011 08:40:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 2011 Jokes on Sardar in Hindi Punjabi and English http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/2011-jokes-on-sardar-in-hindi-punjabi-and-english.html http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/2011-jokes-on-sardar-in-hindi-punjabi-and-english.html#comments Sun, 15 May 2011 16:20:31 +0000 mohsin http://orkutfuncity.com/?p=4846 Read More No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Jokes on Sardar in Punjabi

1- Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.

2- Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
.
Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->

Jokes on Sardar in Hindi

1- Santa:
Oye Yara Machli Khaega?

Banta:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.

Santa:
Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena….

2- Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

Jokes on Sardar in English

1- Once Santa Farted In English Class :
.
.
.
Teacher: “What is This”?
.
Sardar: “This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D

2- Santa In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What Is Microsoft Excel?”

Santa : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer :P :D

3- Santa’s Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
.

.

.

“New Father” :P ;)
4- Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”

Which States:

“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;->

Jokes on Sardar in Hindi English & UrduJokes on Sardar Sms

Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya

Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…

Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

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Joke of Sardar

Teacher:Batao k Chooza anday se kese nikalta hy?

Sardar:

Miss ay gal ayni Important nai,

Sochan aali gal ay hy k Choocha anday wich wariya kinj…..!:-…..

Joke of Sardar is Shared by: Sara Baloch

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]]> http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/hindi-joke-by-sardar.html/feed 0 Call him anything http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/call-him-anything.html http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/call-him-anything.html#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 16:30:13 +0000 mohsin http://orkutfuncity.com/?p=3783 Read More No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> 1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

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]]> http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/call-him-anything.html/feed 0 Name Question http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/name-question.html http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/name-question.html#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 15:30:07 +0000 mohsin http://orkutfuncity.com/?p=3782 Read More No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

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]]> http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/name-question.html/feed 0 Definition of a skeleton http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/definition-of-a-skeleton.html http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/definition-of-a-skeleton.html#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 13:30:38 +0000 mohsin http://orkutfuncity.com/?p=3775 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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]]> http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/definition-of-a-skeleton.html/feed 0 Jao na sardar ji http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/jao-na-sardar-ji.html http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/jao-na-sardar-ji.html#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 10:30:01 +0000 mohsin http://orkutfuncity.com/?p=3769 Read More No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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]]> http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/jao-na-sardar-ji.html/feed 0 Rubber band http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/rubber-band.html http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/rubber-band.html#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 08:30:32 +0000 mohsin http://orkutfuncity.com/?p=3763 Read More No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband

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]]> http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/rubber-band.html/feed 0 Both of them http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/both-of-them.html http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/both-of-them.html#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 07:30:18 +0000 mohsin http://orkutfuncity.com/?p=3759 Read More No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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]]> http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/both-of-them.html/feed 0 Agla Number http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/agla-number.html http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/agla-number.html#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 12:30:17 +0000 mohsin http://orkutfuncity.com/?p=2999 Read More No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> A Sardar found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.

Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

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]]> http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/agla-number.html/feed 0 Free Photoshoot http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/free-photoshoot.html http://orkutfuncity.com/sardar-orkut-scraps/free-photoshoot.html#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:30:24 +0000 mohsin http://orkutfuncity.com/?p=2084 Read More No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their Photo is being taken.

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