Orkut Fun City

Archive for the ‘Sardar Scraps’ Category

A Sardar found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.

Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their Photo is being taken.

Que: Why is a Sardarji standing below

a tube light with a open mouth?

Ans: Because his doctor advised him

“Today’s dinner should be light”

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…

still he was in jail…….why?

coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.

Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?

Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &

put warid sim.

Thank you for calling ufone.

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted miror.

Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea⦠ Im new to this city..