Category Archives: Sardar Scraps
Jokes on Sardar in Punjabi
1- Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
2- Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
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Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->
Jokes on Sardar in Hindi
1- Santa:
Oye Yara Machli Khaega? (more…)
Joke of Sardar |
| Teacher:Batao k Chooza anday se kese nikalta hy?
Sardar: Miss ay gal ayni Important nai, Sochan aali gal ay hy k Choocha anday wich wariya kinj…..!:-….. |
Joke of Sardar is Shared by: Sara Baloch |
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them