# Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love” ~Albert Einstein

# “The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread” -Mother Teresa

# “Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,

# And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind” ~William Shakespeare,

# “Who, being loved, is poor?” ~Oscar Wilde
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1. * Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be a shiftless bastard.
2. * Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
3. * He who fishes in another man’s well often catches crab.
4. * Wife who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
5. * Man who farts in church sits alone in pew.
6. * Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
7. * Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
8. * Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
9. * Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
10. * Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
11. * Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg not find nuts.
12. * Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
13. * Modern house without toilet uncanny.
14. * Woman who springs on inner-spring this spring, gets off-spring next spring
15. * Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
16. * Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
17. * Man who lay woman on ground has peace on earth.
18. * Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality.
19. * Baseball very strange game. How can man with 4 balls walk?
20. * Woman who go to man’s apartment for snack may get tit bit.
21. * Man who kisses girl’s behind, gets crack in face.
22. * Woman who spends much time on bedspring, may have offspring.
23. * Passionate kiss like spider web: lead to undoing of fly.
24. * Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
25. * Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.
26. * Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
27. * Man who fights with wife all day, gets no peace at night.
28. * Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
29. * Wife who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
30. * Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone.
31. * Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.
32. * Woman who flies upside-down have crack up.
33. * He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
34. * Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life.
35. * Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.
36. * A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
37. * He who make oral love to epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.
38. * He who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.
39. * Epileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.
40. * Sleepy man who stand behind car get exhausted.
41. * Sleepy man who stand in front of car get tired.
42. * Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers.
43. * Man who stand on toilet, must be high on pot.
44. * Man who have hand in pockets, not crazy, just feeling nuts.

1. * Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
2. * Baseball very funny game–man with 4 balls no can walk!!
3. * Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
4. * Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup.
5. * Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
6. * Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
7. * A girl’s best asset is her ‘lie’ability.
8. * Support bacteria — it’s the only culture some people have!
9. * Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. (hehehe – ^v^)
10. * Man who run behind car get exhausted.
11. * Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
12. * Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
13. * He who fishes in another man’s well often catches crab.
14. * Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
15. * Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
16. * He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
17. * Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
18. * Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
19. * He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
20. * Elevator smell different to midget.
21. * Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth