Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in

the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.

Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,

Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,

hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

A man to Santa:

Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Santa rushes home and came back within

half an hour and slapped the man

and said:

“He’s not my friend.”

Promise me we are true friends

I am lamp you are light

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

so I would be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were

a newspapers so I could have

a new one everyday

Que: Who was the 1st indian cricketer 2 Become captain in his 1st match, score century in the same match & hit a 6 of the last ball 2 defeat england?

Ans: AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.

Her husband sent telegram to her parents

Ruby First Class in Bed!