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That is Business Mind

mohsin — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 05:30:03 +0000

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

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Aaj kal ke bachey

mohsin — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 17:30:41 +0000

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he…

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Think at your own risk

mohsin — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 14:30:51 +0000

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS” FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed) AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed) PATHAN:I think (killed) No related posts. Related posts brought …

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Do not do all this

mohsin — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 12:30:32 +0000

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Do not worry darling I am already married.:p No …

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Ugly monster

mohsin — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 09:30:46 +0000

A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one! No related posts. …

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Keep the banana peel

mohsin — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 05:30:06 +0000

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel

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Scrap policy

mohsin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:47:51 +0000

2day i have not sent Scrap 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought about anybody Except U. Because my policy is? one day one fool…..! No related posts. …

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Pakistan Zindabad

mohsin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 13:30:34 +0000

A Pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and asks his wife to cook the fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad”

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Funny scrap quote on life

mohsin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:30:17 +0000

Life is like a MOVIE… If u r sad – DRAMA If u r afraid – SUSPENSE If u r angry – ACTION When u look at the mirror – …

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Chalo na kahin ghumne chalte hain

mohsin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 11:30:21 +0000

Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

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