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Lemo pani

mohsin — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 11:30:56 +0000

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar. Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne, Wo B pi gaya LEMO PANI samajh kar. No …

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Roz leti hai talashi woh police ki manind

mohsin — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 06:20:55 +0000

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

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A Funny Rule Of Boys

mohsin — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 08:30:46 +0000

Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata.. …

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Bachiyon Ke Chakkar Mein

mohsin — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:00:34 +0000

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt…
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.

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Dont Get Angry

mohsin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 16:45:49 +0000

Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing …

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Lunch Ka Bill

mohsin — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:45:18 +0000

Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related …

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Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Larki Ko Pataney Mein

mohsin — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:00:18 +0000

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap …

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Uski Mummy Ne Jo Dekha

mohsin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:00:32 +0000

Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane, Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane, Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara, Jhadu le aayi wo bandar …

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Samney Ke 4 Daant

mohsin — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 05:00:44 +0000

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo, Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo, Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney ke 4 daant, Phir bhi moun khol ker …

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