I met U as a stranger,
I leave U as a friend,
as long as the world stands,
our friendship will never ends.
All friends never split
N
even if they do they will
meet again.

Aashiane ki baat karte ho dil jalane ki baat karte ho,
Mujhko apni khabar nahin yaaron tum zamane ki baat karte ho .
saari duniya ke ranjo gum dekar muskurane ki baat karte ho.
Haadsa tha guzar gaya kyun kisi ke jaane ki baat karte ho.
kuch is tarha se mera saaze zindagi tuta.
Kyun shagufta saaz ke taron ki baat karte ho.
Aashiyane ki baat karte ho aur dil jalane ki baat karte ho.

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In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

1. * Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be a shiftless bastard.
2. * Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
3. * He who fishes in another man’s well often catches crab.
4. * Wife who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
5. * Man who farts in church sits alone in pew.
6. * Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
7. * Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
8. * Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
9. * Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
10. * Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
11. * Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg not find nuts.
12. * Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
13. * Modern house without toilet uncanny.
14. * Woman who springs on inner-spring this spring, gets off-spring next spring
15. * Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
16. * Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
17. * Man who lay woman on ground has peace on earth.
18. * Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality.
19. * Baseball very strange game. How can man with 4 balls walk?
20. * Woman who go to man’s apartment for snack may get tit bit.
21. * Man who kisses girl’s behind, gets crack in face.
22. * Woman who spends much time on bedspring, may have offspring.
23. * Passionate kiss like spider web: lead to undoing of fly.
24. * Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
25. * Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.
26. * Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
27. * Man who fights with wife all day, gets no peace at night.
28. * Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
29. * Wife who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
30. * Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone.
31. * Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.
32. * Woman who flies upside-down have crack up.
33. * He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
34. * Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life.
35. * Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.
36. * A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
37. * He who make oral love to epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.
38. * He who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.
39. * Epileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.
40. * Sleepy man who stand behind car get exhausted.
41. * Sleepy man who stand in front of car get tired.
42. * Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers.
43. * Man who stand on toilet, must be high on pot.
44. * Man who have hand in pockets, not crazy, just feeling nuts.

Tere Dusman Ko Hum Kabi Apna Dost Mante Nahi
Saheed Hona Jaante Hai Magar Buzdili Karna Jaante Nahi
Teri Mitti Ki Khusbu Ko Apne Jism Pe Lagae Firte Hai Hum
Sar Katana Jaante Hai Par Sar Jhukana Jaante Nahi

Why Students Fail In Exams It’s not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year
has ONLY 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1)Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2)Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

3)8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4)1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126
days.

5)Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewproperly & eat)-means
30days. Balance 96 days.

6)1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81
days.

7)Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8)Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9)For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10)Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

11)That 1 day is your birthday.How can a student pass?