Monthly Archives: December 2009

Lakh Chupane Ki Koshish Ki Dard Magar Chupana Paya
Mera Dushman Tha Mera Khudka Hi Saya
Patharo Se Tha Mera Taluq
Is Shishe Jasie Dilko Najane Kitno Se Chupaya


Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010


Category: New Year Scraps

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.


Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho,
Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho,

Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay,
kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?

<Miss You>


Category: Miss You Scraps

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”


Category: Marriage Scraps

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”


Category: Marriage Scraps

A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…


Category: Kiss Scraps

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”


Category: Insult
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