Archive for December, 2009
Baitha Hun Dariya Kinare Pyaasa
Aae Zindegi Tune Kitne Rang Bhikere Hai
Chand Ki Roshni Me B Savere Hai
Baitha Hun Dariya Kinare Pyaasa
Jab K Dariya Aur Samandar Sare Mere Hai..
Wishing You A Very Prosperous 2010
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperous 2010.
Sabun Khareedo Aur Naha Lo
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…
How Pakistani Professors Speak English
How Pakistani professors speak english,
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.
American, Japanese And Pakistani
American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read Scraps in my country…
Dont Get Angry
Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.
We Are True Friends
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
