A happy New Year!
Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SCRAP
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

Night is Silent,

Night is Beautiful,

Night is Calm,

Night is Quiet..

But

Night is not complete

Without Wishing U

Good night.

Sweet dreams!.

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

Kya ho tum, aur kya hai wajood tumhara dikhao,
Gamo se ro-b-ro na sahi khud se to kabhi milwao,

Bhoode ho, jawan ho ya ho phir namurad aashik,
Mehfil-e-yaar me aake u dastaan-e-ishq na chupao,

Bahut bikhre pade hai phool ishq-e-raah me yaar,
Utha kar pyaar se kisi ek ko apni zindagi me sajao,

Maana ki shakl-o-surat se aache nahi dikhte ham,
Lekin dil se hamare ye duriyaan kyun inko to mitao,

Bematlab hi kyun uljhte ho duniya walon se tum,
Ho agar sach me khafa to mujhse jhagdne chale aao,

Laakh hasratein simti padi hai iss dil me Shally,
U julm na karo zara raj-e-dil tumhara hame bhi batao.

Shally.

Har subah
teri muskurati rahay
har shaam
teri gungunati rahay
tu jise bhi mile
is tarahe se milay
ke har milne wale ko
teri yaad aati rahay!

What a married man says after years of marriage:-

My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,

she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

Funny Marriage Scraps