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Ankit Garg:
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?

Because the bananas are made of plastic.

Next…Q

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa…never give up…one more..

Now,

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down…

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

Cmon think

Because the TV is off.

Dushmann se mein dillagi kar baitha
Ek bewafa se izhar kar baitha

Khushiyon ke sansar basaane nikla tha
Khwahishon ko aag laga baitha…

Uske aks mein apna aks dhundne chala tha
Apne aks ko hi main kho baitha…

Faasle mitane ki koshish karne chala tha
Raah mein apne aapko Adhura kar baitha…

Foolon ke baagh mein Ghulab khilane chala tha
Kaanton mein hi khud ulajh baitha…

Dushmann se mein dillagi kar baitha
Ek bewafa se izhar kar baitha

A sardarji went to a

STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and

slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written

“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,

aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,

bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

when he came back at home

mom asked

kahaan gaey they ?

boy:us se milney

mom: kis liye?

boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Break my heart

destroy my soul

and

leave me crying

i’d still love you

and

i won’t expect you to

love me in return …