Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari

Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari

Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha Kismat Hamari

Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI

A sardarji photographer is focusing

a dead body’s face in a funeral function,

suddenly all dead person’s relatives beat him.

why?

He said “SMILE PLEASE”

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant, She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

Que: Who was the 1st indian cricketer 2 Become captain in his 1st match, score century in the same match & hit a 6 of the last ball 2 defeat england?

Ans: AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.

Her husband sent telegram to her parents

Ruby First Class in Bed!

USay Ye Kon Samjhaye ??

Wo Dasht-e-Khamoshi Mein

Ungliyo’n Mein Seepiya’n Pehne

Kisi Sookhey Samandar Ki Adhoori Pyaas Ki Baatei’n

Bohat Chup Chaap Sunta Hy

Bohat Khamosh Rehta Hy

Usay Kon Ye Samjhaye ??

Khushi k Ek Aansuu Se

Samandar Bhar Bhi Jaty Hyn

Bohat Khamosh Rehny Se

Ta’aluq Marr Bhi Jaty Hyn …

MjHse Giley Hen MujHpe
Bharosa Nai usy

Yeh Soch Kr Hmne bHI To
Roka Nai Usy

Wo Shaks Kbi Chand Sitaro
Se Ye Pochy

Ha Konsi Wo Raat Jb Socha
Nai Usy

Alfaz Teer Ban K Utrty Rhe Dil
Me

Sunty Rhe Chup Chap Hi
Toka Nai Usy

SAHIL YeH Muhabat Nai
AsooL_E_Wafa Hai

Hm Jaan To Den Gy Magr
Dhoka Nahi Usy… !

Har Cheez Tumhari Lota Di
Ham LeKe Nahi Kuch Sath Chale

Phir Dosh Na Dena Ae Logo
Ham Dekhlo Khaali Haath Chale

Ye Rah Akele Katti Hai
Yahan Saath Na Koi Yar Chale

Us Paar Najane Kiya Payen
Is Par Tu Sab Kuch Haar Chale