What in the world was that?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says “seven points.”
His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”
The old man says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 7 to nothing.”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie, score.”
After about ten minutes later he old man farts again and says, Touchdown I’m ahead 14 to 7.
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, “Touchdown, tie score.” Read the rest of this entry »
A fake Nun
A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. “You know, Sister,” the cab driver says, “I hope you aren’t too offended, but I’ve always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun.”
The nun thinks for a moment and says, “I’m not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic.”
“Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic,” the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they’re done, the cab driver begins laughing. Read the rest of this entry »
What is a Taxidermist
This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?” The guy says, “I’m from Iowa.” The bartender asks, “What th’ hell you do in Iowa?” The guy Read the rest of this entry »
Woh to aa gaye is dil mein
Itna kuch hoke bhi hame pana na aaya,
pyar itna kiya par jatana na aaya,
Woh to aa gaye is dil mein
kasoor hamara hai jo hame unke dil me samana na aaya.
Mere dil ki fariyaad
achha hai mujhe intjar nahi hai tumhara,
tumto kabhi na aane ke liye gaye ho,
tumhari kuchh yaade hai mere pass,
sirhane ke niche dabi padi,
dil ke ek kone mai,
abki aana to le jana wo sab ,
jo bikhra bikhra pada hai tumhare na hone se,
mere jehan se apni yaad,
mere dil ki wo fariyaad,
tumhari kahi hui har ek baat,
tumhare dwra di hui tumhari har ek saugat,
aur aansuo ki dhero katrane………..
Alwayz Kiss a Lady Teacher
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
Love is kiszing
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kiszing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
